Trying to walk down stairs in the pitch dark

When my mom reminds me again that I’m single

When my best friend & I try to explain our inside jokes to anyone else

When me and my best friend get into our “BIG” fights

When someone mentions day drinking

When the person I just met starts talking shit about someone I hate

When I’m coming home from work and know exactly what food I’m going to eat when I get there

When I don’t feel like doing anything but my friends drag me out anyway

When I can’t concentrate at work because a long weekend is coming up

Lying my way out of plans that I’ve already committed to like: